Radical radical radical radical...

So last night my brother, sister, and future brother-in-law came over. We decided to watch a movie, and of all movies, we chose the first TMNT. It's funny to think that I used to take it so seriously. All the parts I thought were so awesome as a kid just seem so lame and cheesy now. Still awesome though. It gets extra credit points for the MC Hammer fueled sountrack, and because one of the main supporting characters (Danny) only wears two t-shirts throughout the entire movie, and they're both Sid Vicious shirts.

Best dunk ever

The best part is his little legs kicking.

How Bro Can You Go?

I find I have a lot of time on my hands, and think that a Bro Tribute is long overdue anyway.














"Goofy Bros".The popped collar, a staple of the American Bro.

















"Badass Bros". Along with the ridiculous fake tan (which is a staple of Bro-ness, although usually not seen at this extreme of a level), you can see two examples of classic "Bro-Hawks".














"D-Bag Bro". This was actually an engagement picture. This guy had to forego receiving "Brossages" (a Bro massage) from his "Bro Chick" for a week in order for her to be okay with the popped collar.















"Unidentified Bro". Caught in a candid moment, it's impossible to tell exactly what this species might be. But given the popped collar and flip flops with long white pants, it's definately a Bro.














"Political Bro". A combination of many different types of Bros, this particular species' most pronounced features include many shared with the "Badass Bro" (100 years in Iraq? Seriously? You thought it was a good idea to vocalize that?), and the "D-Bag Bro" (I don't know if I've ever seen someone roll his eyes as much as this guy did during the debates).

The Pie

Love The Pie. Large amounts of grease slurping.

Isn't it ironic

I hate that right after they adjust my bonus structure at work, and make sales much less of an emphasis, my sales numbers explode. ROAR!

New layout and blog

I was feeling very patriotic, so I decided to make an American-themed layout. Okay, so the truth is, I was trying to make a layout based on vintage Utah Jazz colors, you know, the Mardi Gras colors, but the yellow wasn't bright enough to satisfy my OCD. So then I decided that the Red Sox colors were pretty sweet, and went with that. So there you go, my new Red Sox/America layout. Also, I have a new blog.
Go check it out. Now.