"Goofy Bros".The popped collar, a staple of the American Bro.
"Badass Bros". Along with the ridiculous fake tan (which is a staple of Bro-ness, although usually not seen at this extreme of a level), you can see two examples of classic "Bro-Hawks".
"D-Bag Bro". This was actually an engagement picture. This guy had to forego receiving "Brossages" (a Bro massage) from his "Bro Chick" for a week in order for her to be okay with the popped collar.
"Unidentified Bro". Caught in a candid moment, it's impossible to tell exactly what this species might be. But given the popped collar and flip flops with long white pants, it's definately a Bro.
"Political Bro". A combination of many different types of Bros, this particular species' most pronounced features include many shared with the "Badass Bro" (100 years in Iraq? Seriously? You thought it was a good idea to vocalize that?), and the "D-Bag Bro" (I don't know if I've ever seen someone roll his eyes as much as this guy did during the debates).
2 comments:
this blog is bro-tastic. dude this one time me and my bro's were playing scrabble i threw down the word mazer. its a type of small cherry tree. it got me triple word score. thats just how me and my bro's roll
You forgot my favorite kind of bro.....you!!
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